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Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
Слова песни(Lyrics to Show Me Your Genitals):
Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,
I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?
It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and…
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,
I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,
Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
Aww yeah, that's right,
Shake your…bums,
I'm out of here,
I gotta…go have sex with a lot of girls.
I come too fast (video+lyrics):
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest.
I can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath.
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal,
but there’s one thing I cannot control…
I come too fast…
I come too fast…
A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past.
I come too fast…
I come too fast…
Sometimes it’s even game over before I take off my pants.
I’ve read all the articles and I’ve tried every trick.
Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt.
If the girl’s on top sometimes I’ll last a minute or two,
but if we doggy-style oh man I’m screwed…
I come too fast…
I come too fast…
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap.
I come too fast…
I come too fast…
I swear I’ll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft.
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh….
Ooohh. Damnit.
Song for Britney
Everyday Normal Crew
Текст песни:
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And my sexual performances is average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the «Pauly Shore» of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an «According to Jim» personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I like the show «Greys Anatomy» Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I am pretty good at making paper planes
+ Еще пара-тройка мажорных песен от jonlajoie:
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Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina
Слова песни(Lyrics to Show Me Your Genitals):
Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,
I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?
It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and…
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,
I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,
Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
Aww yeah, that's right,
Shake your…bums,
I'm out of here,
I gotta…go have sex with a lot of girls.
I come too fast (video+lyrics):
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest.
I can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath.
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal,
but there’s one thing I cannot control…
I come too fast…
I come too fast…
A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past.
I come too fast…
I come too fast…
Sometimes it’s even game over before I take off my pants.
I’ve read all the articles and I’ve tried every trick.
Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt.
If the girl’s on top sometimes I’ll last a minute or two,
but if we doggy-style oh man I’m screwed…
I come too fast…
I come too fast…
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap.
I come too fast…
I come too fast…
I swear I’ll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft.
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh….
Ooohh. Damnit.
Song for Britney
Everyday Normal Crew
Текст песни:
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And my sexual performances is average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the «Pauly Shore» of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an «According to Jim» personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
I like the show «Greys Anatomy» Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
and I am pretty good at making paper planes
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